Granted, the melodic rhythm of the Nyan Cat ‘theme’ can be quite enthralling, but do not fall for its siren song! Nay, my friends. For too long that feline idol has poisoned our ears and turned our brains into giggling, “kawaaaai!”-ing puddles of goo.
We have the cure.
How long has it been since you’ve thanked a pig from Minecraft for its trusty service? It not only amuses and can randomly carry you along its travels with the proper attire, but it more often than not goes the way of the tauntaun. Only instead of sleeping in it, we hack it to bits to eat its gummy innards. Does it not deserve our praise?
I say we replace the kitty idol of old (heck, they conquered Egypt years ago. They had their time!) and instead raise our pink friend to new heights! Live long and amongst the stars, little one.
We salute you.





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